Anglican Samizdat

May 3, 2010

The Anglican Church of Canada is not obsessed with sex. At all.

Particularly not homosexual sex.

As Bishop John Chapman says:

It may be a hot-button topic in the mainstream media but the issue of human sexuality – including homosexuality – hardly saw the light of day at the gathering in England Feb. 24-26 of six African bishops and five Canadian bishops, including Bishop John Chapman. “We had an initial conversation on human sexuality on the first evening together and that was the last time we talked about it,” said the bishop in a recent Crosstalk interview.

It’s true that Bishop Michael Ingham has a web site dedicated to the subject and John Chapman hit the headlines of the Ottawa Citizen – but that was just a media plot to make him look as if he thinks about little else. The Anglican Church of Canada has a similar problem; this extensive Wikipedia article is clearly part of the same plot.

To show how far the enemies of the ACoC are prepared to go to make it look ridiculous, here is a remarkably lifelike simulacrum of Fred Hiltz describing how he went all the way to the UK to discuss unnatural sex with Rowan Williams. In spite of the patent absurdity of this hoax, it presents conclusive evidence that the concocters of this devious conspiracy have reached a worrying level of technical sophistication. You can see from this video that the counterfeit is almost as dull as the real thing; an astonishing achievement.

4 Comments

  1. Let me see if I understand this correctly:
    Those who keep throughing up the issue of homosexual relationships accuse those who keep saying “no, this is a sin” of being obsessed with sex.
    Why is a consistant answer, given every time the question is asked, considered to be obsessive? Seems to me the people who are obsessive are the people who cannot accept “no, this is a sin” as the final answer.

    Comment by AMPisAnglican — May 3, 2010 @ 4:06 pm

  2. Is this what the ANIC is like all the time?

    Comment by bbbbbbbbbb — May 4, 2010 @ 10:38 am

  3. Dear bbbbbbbbbb,
    Fun isn’t it!
    Peace,
    Jim

    Comment by Jim Muirhead — May 4, 2010 @ 1:49 pm

  4. Incidentally, b recurring:

    I do not represent ANiC in any way;
    Next time you post, use a real email, or your comment will land in the digital shredder.

    Comment by David — May 4, 2010 @ 5:14 pm


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