First start your own TV program that shows Muslims in a positive light.
Second decapitate your wife.
Mission accomplished.
Prominent Orchard Park man charged with beheading his wife.
Orchard Park police are investigating a particularly gruesome killing, the beheading of a woman, after her husband – an influential member of the local Muslim community – reported her death to police Thursday.
The only question left to ponder is, how long will it be before Rowan Williams uses this as a fine example of how Muslims settle family disputes.
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