Anglican Samizdat

September 22, 2009

A queen for the Queen

Filed under: Political Correctness — David Jenkins @ 5:05 pm

Scotland Yard is looking for new bodyguards for Her Majesty:

You must be a hotshot with a weapon, have a nose for hidden danger and the ability to melt into the background.

But that’s not all you need to join the latest intake of the elite royal protection squad guarding the Queen.

It also helps if you’re lesbian, gay or transgender.

‘Applications are particularly welcomed from women, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and black and minority ethnic communities/people as these are under-represented-within SO14.’ Successful candidates must be trained in firearms and will be expected to work 12-hour shifts.

Why are there no eunuchs? This is discrimination.

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